SO big

You know how you play that game with babies: "How big is Kate?" "SO big!"

I think we should consider a 5-year-old version.

How big is Sam?

SO big that...
...Curious George and Clifford are cartoons for babies. (the books are okay though)
...being denied Wii privileges is a major tragedy.
...I pick what I want to wear and will not be oppressed by your crazy rules about matching.
...I am sometimes too cool for cuddling.
...I know more about Star Wars than my mom.
...my parents are no longer always right. (I know, i thought that was a teenage thing too!)
...it's cooler to be included as the youngest of the big boys than to be the oldest of the little ones.
...I don't understand what's neat about showering or bathing daily.
...I don't need to explore my world because I've already picked the best parts.
...I explore via DS.
...my mom is feeling nostalgic about my little boy growing up!